Acronym's
DQ= disqualified
H= hospitalized
AH= assisted by HP
I P= I Pod disqualification
B= berating non competitor
$= unauthorized purchase during race
first place Bethany Budzinski (DQ) Disqualified for carrying her fiance on her back for the last nine miles
second place Christa Budzinski (B) Would of won but had to stop and call and yell at Brandon for not calling her all weekend
Third place Jesse Budzinski Should of won race hands down but was seen boarding bus on Michigan avenue on the 18th mile.
Fourth Place Shalene Fisher ($) Could of ran closer to the top but was distracted by a pre-Christmas sale at a Louie Vutton store
Fifth place Hannah Budzinski (IP) Disappointing finish but again can only be blamed on fiance's continual disapointment in pressure situations as displayed in previous events; family picnic water balloon toss and perennial Ginger Bread House debacles. Also race officials and dog sniffing unit finds iPod sewn into sports bra
Sixth Place Gabe Bahlhorn (H) Strong competitor from a long line of distance runners, but again fell to his appetite and stopped at a Chcago Stuffed Pizza shoppe and never completed race.
Seventh Place Mike Moon (AH) Collapses on ninth mile and is carried another seven or so miles by homeless person in shopping cart.
4 comments:
seriously mike, u missed your calling!
uncle mike cracks me up! so witty so creative! laughed the entire read!
i put it on my blog too!! it is too funny!!!
just wanted to give a GIANT shout-out to ALL of you Chicago Marathoners this weekend...first- congrats to each of you for all the hardwork and dedication you have shown...second-Good Luck, and God Bless you this weekend on your endeavor...and last be PROUD of yourselves and have FUN!!! you are awesome.
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